Seemingly fruitless conversations from this morning:
Gray: Mommy, when we went to the beach, there was this baby pool with a seal fountain and Abby and Carly brought a green toy alligator.
Joshua: No, Gray! That was a lobster.
Me: A green lobster?
Joshua: No, it was blue.
Gray: No it was a alligator!
Joshua: No, Gray! i know what it was and there was not an alligator.
Me: Joshua, do you know what a "know-it-all" is? You are acting like you know for sure that there is no possible way there was an alligator toy at the beach a year and a half ago and I know you aren't 100% sure. It is being a know-it-all to act like you know everything and there's no way anyone else can be right.
Joshua: I know because I didn't see it at their house last time.
Me: Let's think this through. Do you think there is any way that they could have brought that toy a year and a half ago and it not have been out for you to see when we went to their house?
Joshua: Yes.
Me: So you agree that someone could have brought something to the beach and then not have it out where everyone could see it or have lost it or maybe it got broken?
Joshua: Yes.
Me: So when someone says something and you think "that's not right", you need to think it through and when you are absolutely sure that there is no way that person is right, you can say, "I disagree."
Joshua: I disagree.
Me: What?!? We just thought it through and you admitted you could have been wrong!!
Joshua: (no words, just grumps)
And then later....
I witnessed Gray run up the stairs and begin playing with a toy and then Joshua run it and take it from him. I sent Joshua out of the room because I was on the phone and he got really mad.
Me: I just saw you come up and take a toy from Gray. Why did you do that?
Joshua: Because we both wanted to play with it and he got up the stairs first.
Me: So it was okay for you to take it because you wanted it? Was that treating your brother kindly or being selfish?
Joshua: Selfish.
Me. And you took a toy out of his hands. Was that following our rules or breaking our rules?
Joshua: Breaking the rules.
Me: So you were selfish and broke the rules and you're mad at me?! All I am doing is loving you and being your mother. Should I just let you be selfish and break the rules?
Joshua: No.
Me: So did I do anything wrong?
Joshua: No.
Me: So should you be mad at me?
Joshua: No.
Me: So you did the wrong thing and I was just loving you and being your mother and you shouldn't be mad at me. Are you mad at me?
Joshua: Yes.